Gwyneth , Bennifer...come on Katie
Gwyneth Paltrow and her sappy husband named their kid Apple. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have recently announced the birth of their daughter, Violet, yesterday. Hours after the birth Ben Affleck the smaller drawing of the Affleck/Damon duo released this statement to the press:
"After numerous years of "Bennifer" and Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel we decided to give our daughter a name that would stand out AND be difficult to combine with another name to make fun of her. If she's going to be made fun, she should be made fun of on her own. Jennifer and I think we have given her a name to be made fun of all by itself, such as Vaflack, spoken like a duck."
Less discussed is the pressure this puts on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise to come up with a more odd name for their test-tube kid. Also just in, E! Entertainment reports that Violet is also a better actor than Ben.
In other news two days after the official end of the hurricane season, tropical storm Epsilon was upgraded to a hurricane, apparently missing the end of season announcement.
"After numerous years of "Bennifer" and Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel we decided to give our daughter a name that would stand out AND be difficult to combine with another name to make fun of her. If she's going to be made fun, she should be made fun of on her own. Jennifer and I think we have given her a name to be made fun of all by itself, such as Vaflack, spoken like a duck."
Less discussed is the pressure this puts on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise to come up with a more odd name for their test-tube kid. Also just in, E! Entertainment reports that Violet is also a better actor than Ben.
In other news two days after the official end of the hurricane season, tropical storm Epsilon was upgraded to a hurricane, apparently missing the end of season announcement.
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