Moviegoer poorer and deader than before
In an affront to the controversial 50 cent movie "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" a theater three men were involved in a bathroom fight in the Homestead PA theater showing it. "There has not been a direct link made between the movie and the murder," said Detective Brandon Short.
However after paying $14 for entrance of the movie and another $20 for a small popcorn and soda combination, other theater-goers were visibly amused.
"Here's a guy who just spent $34 dollars for a movie and popcorn and now he's dead, and certainly not any richer," said one attendee.
There is no video of the incident because Paris Hilton was in town and therefore all video equipment was repurposed for her use in the event she break a nail or get into another fender-bender.
In a camera related story, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie won dual polls for "Person you'd most want to Photoshop your picture with". The poll originally was looking for who they'd like to take their picture with, but due to the abundance of photographs already available of the two celebrities, it is believed that each person in the country could be given individual photos of their preferred actor and simply use Photoshop to combine their own picture in to show friends who don't care anyway.
However after paying $14 for entrance of the movie and another $20 for a small popcorn and soda combination, other theater-goers were visibly amused.
"Here's a guy who just spent $34 dollars for a movie and popcorn and now he's dead, and certainly not any richer," said one attendee.
There is no video of the incident because Paris Hilton was in town and therefore all video equipment was repurposed for her use in the event she break a nail or get into another fender-bender.
In a camera related story, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie won dual polls for "Person you'd most want to Photoshop your picture with". The poll originally was looking for who they'd like to take their picture with, but due to the abundance of photographs already available of the two celebrities, it is believed that each person in the country could be given individual photos of their preferred actor and simply use Photoshop to combine their own picture in to show friends who don't care anyway.
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