Saturday, September 26, 2009

Breaking news

Engaging Iran as a policy wasn't all that successful. In other news, the government will miss a deadline, Gitmo won't be closing on time. America is in shock.

Friday, September 11, 2009

787 billion dollars to save 1 million jobs

$787k per job. It would be great to be one of those say 1 million getting paid that. Government efficiency at its best.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Obama calls shuttle Discovery astronauts

To assure them that their money is safe. Not to worry and that he's got everything under control.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

OJ sentenced

Who's going to continue the search for Nicole's killer? In a shocking development it appears OJ may have masterminded the whole kidnapping thing in an attempt to search for Nicole's killer from within the prison system in a very "Prison Break-esque" move. Reports are that OJ ran out of places to search for the killer on the outside so he decided to take some trumped up charges to be sent inside the "big house" where he thinks Nicole's killer may be holed up.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

This week's best SNL skit?

The Holiday Inn commercial. Guess I should start FF through the show so I can watch the commercials

Sunday, October 19, 2008

SNL (Saturday Night Live) Sucks

The show blows. It has sucked all season. The only slightly redeeming moments are the opening. Who the hell are the hosts (at least the cameos someone has heard of).

Ways to save SNL:
  1. Cancel this season
  2. Only do 10 minutes of show, that seems to be the extent of good material they have
  3. Replay the week's "30 Rock" 3 times. Given the show tails off after the commercial the preceeds the show, expose fans to a well written and acted show.
  4. Stop the Andy Samburg shorts. He peaked with "Dick in a Box" and it has been sharply downhill from there.
  5. Bring on John Mayer as musical guest and host. Recently watched his VH1 and other You-Tube clips. May have to make him head writer.
  6. Any of the guys from "Arrested Development" doing anything?
  7. Put Trimph the Angry Dog on. More Schmiegle. His poop is funnier than the show is now. His poop writes better too.
  8. Steal some writers from the "Daily Show" or "Colbert Report" they do shows 4 nights a week that are more intelligent and funnier. Hell give their writers guest spots.
  9. Chevy doing anything?
  10. Fire most of the current staff. What are they going to do, star in a movie about a woman who gets over excited at a hibache place? Get rich do digital clips on

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Clay Aiken gay?

No way. Can't say anyone saw that coming.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Redwings Win and no looting?

Is it that no one cares about hockey or that hockey fans (in the US) are better behaved? When was the last time a Detroit team won and no cop cars were overturned? They do it on Halloween even.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Man goes on violent rampage after shooting girlfriend

So says the headline in a Seattle news item. After?

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Which political party is full of hypocrites and liars?

The one with an animal as a symbol?