Federline shocker

Kevin Federline has put his career on hold, according to reports, in order to try and get ex-wife Brit some help. Unclear is what "on hold" actually means for someone of his talent.

Breaking news

The house has voted to finally pass a non-binding resolution against increasing the troop levels in Iraq. This follows three days of debates. Next on the agenda of record breaking wastes of time, the house will spend the next 4 days (not including the weekend, lord knows they need to rest after this precedent setting vote) debating and hopefully another non-binding vote on the lunch menu for the 3rd Friday in March.