Details Emerge in the OC

Details are emerging in the motives of a 19-year-old Aliso Viejo, CA man dressed in a dark cape and painball mask. Reportedly he had recently been trying out for "The Real Laguna Beach" a neighboring Orange County town and had been told he wasn't "real enough" based on information from an unnamed source familiar with the casting for the MTV show.

Friends of the man have reported hearing him recently grumble, "I'll show them who's really OC enough. I may have to OJ their OC and maybe do a little Rove over them"

Elsewhere famed French actor Gerard Depardieu is reportedly ending his film career. One American filmgoer recognized his name but only had this to add, "He's that skunk in Bugs Bunny, no. Oh wait didn't he die a while ago?"