Bush Pissed

After repeated warnings to Al Queda and related terrorist groups to take August off so President Bush could take his much needed month long vacation and cut brush down on his farm (and figure out a way to use it as an alternative energy source), Bush is pissed.
"Not only is this interrupting my vacation but also my buddy Tony Blair's vacation. Terrorists need time off too, and I thought we'd come to an understanding, then they start this thing with airplanes again."

In a very related story, Osama is appearing in a new video on Al Jazeera today under a "Mission Acomplished" banner and mocking the President's month long vacation.