If I Were President...

Former Presidential candidate John Kerry is claiming in a Detroit paper that if he were president the conflict between Israel and Hezbollah wouldn't have happened. This release has conservatives in stitches claiming that this may be the stupidest thing out of his mouth.
In other news Aaron Sorkin has claimed all this fighting in the mid-east is going to require a lot of pain relief, "It'll be like passing out Advil in the schoolyard."