Thursday, July 13, 2006

Apu claims responsibility for India train bombings

Apu, proud proprietor of the Springfield Qwiki-Mart has claimed responsibility for orchestrating the India train bombings on July 11th. In a released statement, "I am tired of the competition from 7-11 stores. What day is more symbolic in India culture to create distaste for the evil 7-11 empire than 7/11. May the day go down in infamy! "
(Apologies given the sensitivity of the bombings but this was just sitting there)


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