Gore to Spread Word

Former vice president Al Gore hopes to train 1000 bi-partisan messengers to spread the message of his book "An Inconvenient Truth" to America. Sleep disorder researchers are on the edges of their seats in anticipation of the slideshow. Tom Blankenship of NYU said, "This could be a major breakthrough for those with sleeping problems. Never before have we had a message so sleep inducing and with such a force behind it. "

Rumors are that the audio will be banned on radio for fears it will cause drivers to fall asleep at the wheel and cause accidents.