New England Rain Blamed on Shortage of Mothers Day Calls

The drenching rain that is soaking many New England states has caused a controversy in Washington. The NSA which is accused of keeping records of citizens phone calls for the purpose of threats and intimidation by US mothers, is being implicated along with a group of angry mothers for causing the heavy rain in retaliation for a lack of calls home. President Bush, in an attempt to diffuse the situation is looking to harness the power of the angry mothers and get them to volunteer for border protection duty on the Mexico border.