Mothers Behind Latest NSA Leak

Reports are beginning to come out that a number of mothers are behind the leaking of the report that the NSA has a database of domestic phone calls. With the upcoming Mothers Day and the general guilt that they look to spread among the general population, they want it known that the NSA has a record of all of the calls you have (and in most cases haven't) made to your mother and they are willing to share it with your mother in case you dispute the fact.

The story has made millions of children quite concerned, but the phone companies are rejoicing at the sudden uptick of phone calls and thus revenues.