Spears Hires New Nanny

After their kid recently fell from a "defective" high-chair, Britney Spears has hired a new nanny. However, this one isn't for the infant, its for her baby's daddy, celebrity leech, Kevin Federline. The move comes after Spears has decided she has no desire to accompany K-Fed on all his club dates and one of her bodyguards, a former CIA man, recently quit over K-Fed's behavior. Britney made a deal with Richard, her CIA man, that he'd watch her and she'd get someone to babysit the K-Fed. Obviously there is a lot of trust built up in this relationship, it should only be a matter of time before they start hanging out with the Sambora's and former Sheen's.