Vatican Official Says No to "Code"

In a move sure to add to the box office numbers of the "Da Vinci Code" moview which is due to come out soon, a Vatican official has issued a statement urging people not to see the movie. This move further exemplifies how the Vatican pays almost no attention to the outside world as similar moves by "opposition" groups were wildly successful at keeping people from going to see "Passion of the Christ" and "9/11" as well as almost any other movie they really didn't want people to see.

Meanwhile Tom Hanks and Steven Speilberg have issued a letter of thanks to the Vatican for the additional free press and providing something for the press to focus on other than Tom, Katie, Brad and Angelina's kids.

Congratulations should also go to Steven Colbert on the birth of a bald eagle that has been named after him.