Grumpy Old Men

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was arrested early Monday and charged in the beating death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, allegedly over and empty roll of toilet paper.

Crow beat Matthews so badly that he had to be identified by fingerprints. As only one of the two roomates are alive, the Marion County Sheriff's office is depending on statements from Crow who allegedly beat the other man with a sledge hammer and claw hammer when arguing over an empty roll of toilet paper.

Had he never heard of his roomate's towel or the local paper?