Thank God

According to the latest copy of Entertainment Weekly all 12 Cavemen watchers will be all set during the strike. Thankfully there are 8 episodes already in the can.

OJ to look for real robbers on golf course

Taking a page from the play book of his last trial, OJ Simpson has vowed to search for the real armed robbers from Vegas out on the golf course. Says his spokesman, "last time he spent so much time on the course looking for the killer and the jury got it. He hopes to recapture that magic".

What's Slick-Hillary hiding?

While it would be great to get her out of Westchester, the addition of a flying motorcade like the last days of slick-Willie might be too much to bear.

If Hillary doesn't win next year, will she run again? If their archives won't open until 2012 at what point will whatever surface that is so damaging that they won't let out now. Is it going to be like South Park where she isn't really human?  Will it expose her lies during Monica-gate?

Since she's only been a first-lady, why not release the documents showing all of her wonderful experience.