Fed-Ex threatens Tell-all

Former Mr Britney Spears, Kevin Federline is threatening a tell-all book about his ex-wife Britney. He claims he has many stories of her drinking, alledged drug use and attraction to other women (apparently as opposed to an attraction to him and his man about the town ways). Rumor is that he would be using a ghostwriter since no one believes he is literate.

Andy Dick Apologizes

After an outburst of using the n-word (reportedly the n-word is nigger, just as the c-word is concentration camp and h-word is the Halocaust) and surely just an attempt by an another comedian angry at all the attention Michael Richards has gotten for using the word "nigger" in his act when they've been using it in their act for years.

As the initial outburst by Dick didn't get enough media attention, Dick has now offered an apology to get more press time.