Saddam Back in Court

Going on the "who me?" offensive, former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein is accusing the Interior Ministry of killing and tortuing thousands of Iraqis. When questioned if he ever instituted such types of acts, Saddam respondedn "What's on trial here? What happened years ago or what is happening today?"

When told that he in fact was on trial, Saddam responded, "This never would have happened under my rule."