Monday, November 07, 2005

France Youths Plan To Riot Again

Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin rejected calls to bring out the army to help quell violence amongst Paris' youth who are refusing to take baths.

"Our parents didn't bathe, why should we bathe. Bathing is simply un-French," quoted a protesting student.

By lighting hundreds of cars on fire the French youth hope to force the city of Paris to utilize all of their water resources on fighting fires and further suppressing the ability of anyone in Paris from bathing.

Secret documents leaked from Lewis "Scooter" Libby implied that the protests were secretly funded by the Federline-Spears' because Ms. Spears' perfume needed a sales boost to help pay for Kevin's, um, wrap album.

In related news, President Bush has stated "We do not torture prisoners" however a look of the top selling albums for the Guantanamo Bay detention center based on Apple's iTunes web site showed Mr Federline's album at #1. Dick Cheney was not available for comment as he was at an undisclosed location.


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