Fed-Ex

Citing irreconcilable differences also, Kevin Federline aka K-Fed or Fed-ex or Mr Spears has counter files for divorce. Having no known skills, he's suing for custody of the kids, figuring he eventually has to see them. Also thoughts are that if he has custody, he'd have another reason not to work and just stay home with his posse and whatever nanny he can find to try to bang.

They have two kids that Fed-ex has yet to touch and given his impressive fathering skills (or impregnating anyway) this has been something of a curve ball for the Spears camp.