Federline album to sell at least 12 copies

Britney is looking to help out her man (or at least reduce the amount she's shelling out to keep him busy) by holding a contest amongst her fans to see who can sell the most K-Fed albums. 1st place gets to party with them at the Haloween release party. 2nd gets a pair of smelly kicks that K-Fed loused up at some awards show. Ten runners up will get a replica of the medallion/tracking device that the Fedster wears all the time.

Can't wait to see the poor dads of these kids trying to sell these babies that the kids overbought at the office like the yearly girl scout cookies.